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["Even the path of ten thousand miles begins with a single step", "The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. (Lao Tzu)"],
["It isn't what happens that matters, but how you respond to it", "Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it. (Lou Holtz)"],
["Don't flow with the river's currents, instead go where it doesn't and create your own", "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)"],
["The more you are like you, the less you are like others and this makes you truly unique", "The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique. (Walt Disney)"],
["What you look at is meaningless, what matters is what you see", "It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. (Henry David Thoreau)"],
["Life happens wherever you are, whether you live it or not", "Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not. (Uncle Iroh in The Last Avatar)"],
["All roads lead you to your destination if you don't know where you're going", "If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. (Lewis Carroll)"],
["Be as you wish to be perceived", "Be as you wish to seem. (Socrates)"],
["Even if you're on the right path, you'll get nowhere if you stand still", "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. (Will Rogers)"],
["Wisdom is the sum of all you learned in school and haven't forgotten to this day", "Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. (Albert Einstein)"],
["Old is whatever's a decade older than I am", "I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. (Francis Bacon)"],
["Those with the gift of a talent find joy in exploring and applying it", ".."],
["Know what moves you forward and what holds you back. Then firmly embrace the first and let go of the other", "Know well what holds you back and what moves you forward. (Guatama Buddha)"],
["It's more dangerous to have education and lack common sense than it is to have common sense and lack education", "It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense. (Robert Green Ingersoll)"],
["The mistakes of your past form the roots of the wisdom of your future", ".."],
["Power does not grant you wisdom, but wisdom does grant you power", "We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom. (Stephen Vincent Benet)"],
["Wisdom lies not in the answers one gives, but in the questions one asks", "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. (Eugene Ionesco)"],
["The intelligent know to belief only half of what they hear. The wise know which half", "An intelligent man believes only half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. (Even Esar)"],
["True wisdom lies in knowing you know nothing at all", "The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing. (Socrates)"],
["Talent is a gift that has been discovered", "I was born with a natural gift. My mother recognized the talent. (Bernie Worrell)"],
["The wise can gain more from a simple question than the simple can learn from a wise answer", "A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. (Bruce Lee)"],
["It's better to find the source of a problem and being unable to fix it than it is to fix the problem without knowing its source", "It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settling a question without debating it. (Joseph Joubert)"],
["Being sane or insane is relative", "A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? (Albert Einstein)"],
["True wisdom starts with asking the right questions", "A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. (Francis Bacon)"],
["All of our fears are treasure troves of self-knowledge ready to be explored if you dare to make the first step", "Fear is a question. What are you afraid of and why? Our fears are a treasure house of self-knowledge if we explore them. (Marilyn French)"],
["The actions of today form the foundations of tomorrow", "The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. (H. Jackson Brown, Jr.)"],
["Failing while trying to do the right thing is better than succeeding to do nothing", "I'd rather attempt to do something great and fail than to attempt to do nothing and succeed. (Robert H. Schuller)"],
["It's impossible to succeed without the belief that you can", "In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. (Nikos Kazantzakis)"],
["Both the past and the future are beyond our reach, it's the present you must grasp", "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Buddha)"],
["You can change neither the currents nor the tides, but you can use the winds to change direction", "I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination. (Jimmy Dean)"],
["You will never succeed if you don't do anything at all", "Action is the foundational key to all success. (Pablo Picasso)"],
["Yesterday will forever be beyond our reach, but tomorrow will always be there for us to catch and grasp with both hands", "Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose. (Lyndon B. Johnson)"],
["Don't spend your life looking for who you are, instead spend time to create who you want to be", "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. (George Bernard Shaw)"],
["Unless you can walk on water it'll take more to cross an ocean than walking on your feet", "You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. (Rabindranath Tagore)"],
["Even the best of memories are only moments long", "We do not remember days, we remember moments. (Cesare Pavese)"],
["Be the sunshine on someone's rainy day", "Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. (Maya Angelou)"],
["It is impossible to reach perfection, but if we try hard enough we can at least reach excellence", "Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. (Vince Lombardi)"],
["If shadows are all you see in front of you turn around to face the light", "Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow. (Helen Keller)"],
["All your actions you make today can bring you a better tomorrow", "What you do today can improve all your tomorrows. (Ralph Marston)"],
["It's not how many years you've lived in your life, but how much life you've lived in your years", "In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. (Abraham Lincoln)"],
["It doesn't take a master to hold a sword", "Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. (Publilius Syrus)"],
["Neither success nor failure is the end, so keep going", "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. (Winston Churchill)"],
["No matter how slow you progress, as long as you keep going you'll get there eventually", "It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. (Confucius)"],
["Impossible is spelled \"I'm possible\"", "Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! (Audrey Hepburn)"],
["Succeeding starts with believing you can", "Believe you can and you're halfway there. (Theodore Roosevelt)"],
["No matter what path you walk in life, it's better to walk it with a friend", "Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. (Helen Keller)"],
["There's only one you in the entire world, so don't try to be somebody else", "Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! (Dr. Seuss)"],
["This very moment is your life, so make it a moment worth living", "Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. (Omar Khayyam)"],
["Find light within the darkness and it'll outshine even the darkest of shades", "Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. (Joseph Campbell)"],
["Everything you do today forms the seeds for what you harvest tomorrow", "Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. (Og Mandino)"],
["Don't wait for life to come knocking on your door, open the door yourself and step through", "If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. (Milton Berle)"],
["When a problem arises it is not a sign to stop, it's merely a sign to change your plans slightly", "Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. (Robert H. Schuller)"],
["Progress does not happen without change and change doesn't happen without an open mind", "Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. (George Bernard Shaw)"],
["It's when your thoughts, words and actions are in sync that you reach true happiness", "Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. (Mahatma Gandhi)"],
["Don't expect happiness to just fall into your lap, you have to go out and find it", "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. (Dalai Lama)"],
["Just like time keeps moving forward so must you", "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. (Sam Levenson)"],
["Desire is the seed from which all achievements are harvested", "The starting point of all achievement is desire. (Napoleon Hill)"],
["No amount of correction can outweigh the strength of encouragement", "Correction does much, but encouragement does more. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)"],
["All it takes to change your world is to change the way you think", "Change your thoughts and you change your world. (Norman Vincent Peale)"],
["A day is either run or ruined", "Either you run the day or the day runs you. (Jim Rohn)"],
["To get success you have to get started", "The secret of getting ahead is getting started. (Mark Twain)"],
["No matter who you meet make sure they're happier once they leave", "Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. (Mother Teresa)"],
["Hope springs from the knowledge that there is light even in the darkest of shadows", "Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. (Desmond Tutu)"],
["Aim for the sky and you could hit a star", "Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. (W. Clement Stone)"],
["If you can't be the light in the shadows, be the gem that refracts the light all around", "There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. (Edith Wharton)"],
["The way you affect those around you is perhaps the most important question in life", "Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?' (Martin Luther King, Jr.)"],
["It takes a fool to do the same thing again and again with the hopes for a different result", "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. (Albert Einstein)"],
["Those who love you will come back to you even if you let them go", "If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were. (Richard Bach)"],
["It's not the words you speak, but the way you say them that matters", "People may hear your words, but they feel your attitude. (John C. Maxwell)"],
["Every act of kindness is worth acting out", "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. (Aesop)"],
["Education is like the bitter medicine for a healthier mind", "The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. (Aristotle)"],
["Your roots are like that of a tree, without it you're weak and easy to push over", "A people without the knowledge of their past history, origin and culture is like a tree without roots. (Marcus Garvey)"],
["It's not knowledge, but imagination that shows true intelligence", "The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination. (Albert Einstein)"],
["Nobody is born with wisdom, but only those who seek it will find it", "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. (Benjamin Franklin)"],
["There's no greater risk that the one that comes from trying something without knowing what you're doing", "Risk comes from not knowing what you're doing. (Warren Buffett)"],
["The more you know the more there is to enjoy", "The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder. (Ralph W. Sockman)"],
["What is and what should be require two separate discoveries", "Knowledge of what is does not open the door directly to what should be. (Albert Einstein)"],
["Focusing on irrelevant facts is like looking through clouded eyes", "Knowledge is power only if man knows what facts not to bother with. (Robert Staughton Lynd)"],
["Wisdom is not only defined by what you know, but also be knowing what you don't", "To know what you know and what you do not know, that is true knowledge. (Confucius)"],
["Put your everything in even the smallest step and you'll be on the path to success", "Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. (Swami Sivananda)"],
["Someone can't help everybody, but everybody can help someone", "We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. (Ronald Reagan)"],
["It's not what you have that determines who you are, but what you do with what you have", "The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have. (Vince Lombardi)"],
["Your destiny is formed by every decision you make", "It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped. (Tony Robbins)"],
["If you wish to change the world all you need to do is start", "How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. (Anne Frank)"],
["We're harvesting the fruits of the seeds planted by those before us. Make sure you plant the right seeds for those who come after you", "Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. (Warren Buffett)"],
["If you think you cannot do something you must do it", "You must do the things you think you cannot do. (Eleanor Roosevelt)"],
["Be the light through your actions and darkness will disappear around you", "Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself. (Desiderius Erasmus)"],
["Judge your day by the seeds you plant for tomorrow, not by the harvest you received from the seeds of yesterday", "Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. (Robert Louis Stevenson)"],
["This very moment could be the opportunity of a life time you're waiting for, so stop waiting", "Your big opportunity may be right where you are now. (Napoleon Hill)"],
["Be happy and those around you will be happier for it", "Whoever is happy will make others happy too. (Anne Frank)"],
["It's the things and people someone loves that tells you who they are", "The things that we love tell us what we are. (Thomas Aquinas)"],
["What you'd try if you could not fail is worth trying knowing you might fail", "What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? (Robert H. Schuller)"],
["Even your smallest action can change the world for the better", "In a gentle way, you can shake the world. (Mahatma Gandhi)"],
["What could've been does not equal what can no longer be", "It is never too late to be what you might have been. (George Eliot)"],
["Be at ease in your own skin for you cannot shed it like a snake", "Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. (Bill Copeland)"],
["Age is not a limit for dreams and goals", "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. (C. S. Lewis)"],
["Never be defeated after a defeat", "We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated. (Maya Angelou)"],
["No matter what happens, keep trying. If you fail, fail better", "Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. (Samuel Beckett)"],
["It's never impossible to show kindness", "Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. (Dalai Lama)"],
["If you're going through a rough time, keep going until you reach the end", "If you're going through hell, keep going. (Winston Churchill)"],
["Don't wait for the perfect moment to strike, strike in the current moment and make it perfect", "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. (William Butler Yeats)"],
["Find the path that allows you to do things better and if there is none create the path yourself", "There's a way to do it better - find it. (Thomas A. Edison)"],
["If you can't find the path that leads to success simply create the path yourself", "Either I will find a way, or I will make one. (Philip Sidney)"],
["Reach the point people expect you to reach and keep going", "I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up. (Beverly Sills)"],
["If you don't know, listen to those who do and learn", "Know or listen to those who know. (Baltasar Gracian)"],
["Don't try to be better than everyone else, be better than you were yesterday", "I don't believe you have to be better than everybody else. I believe you have to be better than you ever thought you could be. (Ken Venturi)"],
["You can't overcome fear by thinking about it. Face it head on", "If you want to conquer fear, don't sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy. (Dale Carnegie)"],
["Stumbling and falling are still done by moving forwards", "Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. (Victor Kiam)"],
["It's impossible to lose if you never give up", "You just can't beat the person who never gives up. (Babe Ruth)"],
["We all die, but not all of us will truly live", "Every man dies. Not every man really lives. (William Wallace)"],
["You don't figure out how to live by thinking about it, but by living life", "Everything has been figured out, except how to live. (Jean-Paul Sartre)"],
["Follow the path you're on and you'll reach your destination. Divert and you may reach your destiny", "If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading. (Lao Tzu)"],
["A single raindrop down your neck is enough to make you shiver", ".."],
["It takes strength and restraint to be gentle", "Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong. (Leo Buscaglia)"],
["Pain will only harm you if you let it", "Nobody can hurt me without my permission. (Mahatma Gandhi)"],
["It takes courage to speak up when needed, but it also takes courage to listen", "Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. (Winston Churchill)"],
["It is not the absence of fear that is courage, but the mastery over it", "Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. (Mark Twain)"],
["Courage is being completely paralyzed with fear and taking the first step anyway", "Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway. (John Wayne)"],
["You can't discover new places if you never leave the comfort of your home", "Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. (Andre Gide)"],
["Courage is to be terrified, but remain unaffected in your actions", "Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. (Arthur Koestler)"],
["Let your dreams, not your nightmares, define who you are", "Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. (Robert H. Schuller)"],
["A stranger can only become trustworthy by first putting your trust in this person", "The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. (Henry L. Stimson)"],
["Trust in all your senses to avoid being blinded by one", "Men trust their ears less than their eyes. (Herodotus)"],
["Don't trust those who speak without showing their intentions", "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. (J. K. Rowling)"],
["You can't control how people treat you, but you can control how you react", "How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. (Wayne Dyer)"],
["When none challenge your ideas it is especially important to closely evaluate them", "Whatever you do in life, surround yourself with smart people who'll argue with you. (John Wooden)"]
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