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element.setAttribute("id", "result");
for (i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
rnd = Math.floor(Math.random() * nm1.length);
names = nm1[rnd] + "!";
nm1.splice(rnd, 1);
br = document.createElement('br');
element.appendChild(document.createTextNode(names));
element.appendChild(br);
}
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document.getElementById("placeholder").removeChild(document.getElementById("result"));
}
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